At last...Christmas!

My son looked up at me one day in October and said, "Merry Christmas?"

I replied, "No, Honey, Halloween comes first."

He awoke the morning after trick-or-treating, and said, "Merry Christmas?"

I answered, "No. Now we have Thanksgiving."

This morning, he looked up hopefully and said, "Christmas?"

And I said, "Actually, we could put up the tree..."

And here it is. The second it was up, he grinned broadly and announced, "Presents."

Not yet, kid.